Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.