That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.