I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick