She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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