So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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