craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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