what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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