It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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