I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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