is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
They took my balls.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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