Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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