My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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