You work out of a Hotel?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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