Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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