Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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