I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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