Buhtt sex?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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