called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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