i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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