Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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