What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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