Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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