well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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