I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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