You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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