His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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