He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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