i just wanna soil my oats bro
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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