Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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