Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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