The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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