just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
COCAINE IS GR8
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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