Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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