This girl is more easily done than said...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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