we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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