I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season