Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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