Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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