i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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