Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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