Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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