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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(339): so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning... http://tfl.nu/swvs

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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(229): this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair. (1-229): You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture? http://tfl.nu/5k8s

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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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(630): if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems http://tfl.nu/3idz

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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere

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(858): Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere http://tfl.nu/0d9e

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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.

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(954): I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about. http://tfl.nu/gd5e

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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice

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(585): he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice http://tfl.nu/25gk

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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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(303): stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole. http://tfl.nu/0oq5

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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.

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(606): Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore. http://tfl.nu/afe8

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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?

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(610): On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate? http://tfl.nu/oozq

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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock

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(850): She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock http://tfl.nu/s796

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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.

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Who is our new insurance provider?

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(978): FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning. (978): Who is our new insurance provider? http://tfl.nu/a2lj

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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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(443): You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober. http://tfl.nu/yspt

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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

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(616): Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time http://tfl.nu/1l71

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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college

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(585): I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college http://tfl.nu/rz61

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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian

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(+44): I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian http://tfl.nu/g2ut

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