I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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