I accidentally had phone sex last night
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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