I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you win again, gameday.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I know her cup size but not her name....
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