you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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