i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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