Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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