You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
