He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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