Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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