We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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