I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
