If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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