ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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