What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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