OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
